Whatever it is you’re seeking won’t come in the form you’re expecting.
Haruki Murakami (via observando)

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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest (via observando)

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Elf on the Shelf going rogue, my Mom has way too much damn  time on her hands …

Elf on the Shelf going rogue, my Mom has way too much damn  time on her hands …